Taboo or not taboo…

As I set out to revive this blog, I was distracted by that most disconcerting of life’s experiences: a hair in the mouth. Having grappled at my own face for, let’s be honest, a lot longer than should have been required to remove a single unattached hair, my satisfaction at its successful eviction quickly turned […]

Bacon

So, I’m going to try and write this without sounding like an utter twat but, being a moint, there is no guarantee of that. At least know my intentions were pure! I’ve finally done what I’ve waffled on about a few times and left twitter. I’m sure no one really cares why, but the wonder […]

Stirring the Speare

Moints are everywhere. They/We invade practically every niche of human existence. Do not fail to detect my melancholy when I inform you of another sighting. This time in the arts. Not just anywhere, I hasten to add – the theatre. In fact, not just any theatre, but the ruddy RSC! Are you sitting comfortably? Well, […]

Exercising Your Moint

Avert your eyes! A strange way to start a blog, granted… No, it’s not the end of the world; the apocalypse has not begun – I simply manifested my belly and went swimming today. It was here that he arrived: the Moint. His frame was not one of an Olympian (unless that’s the name of […]

Make the moint of your life

Dear readers, friends, enemies. Lovers and haters of marmite alike: I speak to you all. This morning I attended the funeral of a child for the 2nd time in 3 months. Both extremely different events, yet equally as devastating. In October last year, the funeral of a truly inspiration boy, Harry Moseley, touched the hearts of […]

Breaking the Rules

“The first rule of Moint Club is: you do not talk about Moint Club” “The second rule of Moint Club is: you do not talk about Moint Club” I look on the news, and I see a lot of scarfed and hooded faces; which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two […]

The Dark Side Of The Moint

No; the title of this is not a Star Wars reference. If you thought that, you’re a moint. This post is to enlighten you about the darker side of the Moint. Dildo, Ego and Divine Disgorging Our wonderfully lyrical editor, William Stafford, has sprinkled our cerebral retinas with the images of great moint tales already, and […]

An Interactive Moint

The very first post on themointblog has as its subject an unfortunate soul who shares a name with one of our illustrious editors, William Stafford. It’s not actually him. Not at all. Honest… William Stafford, the proud owner of a 32″ widescreen, JVC television and subscriber to Sky Digital, is sat slumped in the belly […]