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Ugh. Fucksake. © Lewis Boulton, 2020

Quite a few thoughts

I am not sure if I will be publishing this blog post. Obviously, if you’re reading this then I decided to post it! Anyway, my intention is to write a post in order to try and collect and articulate my thoughts on what is going on in the UK and US, and indeed the globe. […]

Taboo or not taboo…

As I set out to revive this blog, I was distracted by that most disconcerting of life’s experiences: a hair in the mouth. Having grappled at my own face for, let’s be honest, a lot longer than should have been required to remove a single unattached hair, my satisfaction at its successful eviction quickly turned […]

Bacon

So, I’m going to try and write this without sounding like an utter twat but, being a moint, there is no guarantee of that. At least know my intentions were pure! I’ve finally done what I’ve waffled on about a few times and left twitter. I’m sure no one really cares why, but the wonder […]

Stirring the Speare

Moints are everywhere. They/We invade practically every niche of human existence. Do not fail to detect my melancholy when I inform you of another sighting. This time in the arts. Not just anywhere, I hasten to add – the theatre. In fact, not just any theatre, but the ruddy RSC! Are you sitting comfortably? Well, […]

Exercising Your Moint

Avert your eyes! A strange way to start a blog, granted… No, it’s not the end of the world; the apocalypse has not begun – I simply manifested my belly and went swimming today. It was here that he arrived: the Moint. His frame was not one of an Olympian (unless that’s the name of […]

Make the moint of your life

Dear readers, friends, enemies. Lovers and haters of marmite alike: I speak to you all. This morning I attended the funeral of a child for the 2nd time in 3 months. Both extremely different events, yet equally as devastating. In October last year, the funeral of a truly inspiration boy, Harry Moseley, touched the hearts of […]

11:10

A tribute to an amazing chap, from a lowly moint. You’ll be so missed. Stars arise in your eyes And the smile you wore could light the skies I know that the light you brought still shines Bravery and integrity Were your sword and shield that all could see And your battle has left such […]

Breaking the Rules

“The first rule of Moint Club is: you do not talk about Moint Club” “The second rule of Moint Club is: you do not talk about Moint Club” I look on the news, and I see a lot of scarfed and hooded faces; which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two […]